The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What award did the inventor of knock knock jokes get? The No-bell prize.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up
My dog is a genius. I asked him, "What's two minus two?" He said nothing.
Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color? He had a reptile dysfunction.
If you’re up at night while the cows are asleep in the field that means it’s pasture bedtime.
What did one leaf say to the other? I’m falling for you.
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "do you know how to drive this thing?"
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? Just in case he got a hole in one.
My dad was born a conjoined twin, but separated at birth. So I have an uncle, once removed.
What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y!
When my uncle Frank died, he wanted his remains to be buried in his favorite beer mug. His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.
The past, present and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
Unfortunately, the longest day of the year is just under a month away... And I still don’t know what to get her for her birthday.