The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Alabama. ' “Anybody with you? ' “Nope. I’m Alabama self.“
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two…
How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles!
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, 'Let’s make this interesting.' So we stopped playing chess.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.'
Why did the boy bring a ladder on the bus? He wanted to go to high school.
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I’ve never gone to a gun range before. I decided to give it a shot!
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That’s the punch line.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? He woke up.
You can’t trust atoms. They make up everything!
Where do polar bears keep their money? The snow bank.
I’ve never gone to a gun range before. I decided to give it a shot!
A man found a magic lamp with a genie that offered him three wishes. The man said, “For my first wish, I’d like to be rich.” “Okay, Rich,” said the genie. “What would you like for your second wish?”
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