The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Three old friends, Joe, Bob, and Vick are sitting on a park bench. Joe says, "Windy ain't it?"Bob says, "Nah, it's Thursday."Vick says, "Yeah I'm thirsty. Let's go get a beer."
So everyone know that Seven ate Nine, but why did Seven eat Nine? Seven wanted to eat three square meals a day.
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Nobel. ' “Nobel who? ' “Nobel, so I knock knocked. '
Where did Napoleon keep his armies? Up his sleevies!
What do you call a bear that is missing his ears? B.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.
6:30 is my favorite time of day, hands down.
I don't trust stairs because they're always up to something.
Have you heard of the new sport called Quiet Tennis”? It’s like normal tennis but without the racket.
What do you call a fibbing cat? A lion.
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
What did one plate say to another plate? Tonight, dinner's on me.
Billy: "Your mare - what breed is it?" Jack: "No clue, but it beat the winner of this year's Kentucky Derby. " "Why wasn't it entered for the Triple Crown?" "Problem is, it gallops only at night. Snoozes in the daytime." "Tsk tsk tsk... a nightmare."
I was going to eat a spaghetti squash... But then I thought, "Nah, I butternut."
What do you call a Kangaroo with bad manners? Kangarude