The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y!
Someone has glued my pack of cards together-I don't know how to deal with it.
Son: Dad, I’m hungry. Dad: Hi hungry, I’m Dad.
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday? Hoppy Birthday!
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Ayatollah. ' “Ayatollah who? ' “Ayatollah you already. '
What did the police officer say to her belly button? You're under a vest!
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
Why didn’t the astronaut come home to his wife? He needed his space.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says: 'sorry we don't serve food here'
Why was the broom late to class? It over-swept.
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday? Hoppy Birthday!
So John Travolta's career has been dwindling recently... I guess you could say he fell from Grease.
I was telling my friend about an officially Jewish country, and she said it was fake. I said it Israel.