The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? Are you having a Crisis?
I always knock on the fridge door before opening it, just in case there's a salad dressing.
“I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.”
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
Two mosquitoes go on a date. The gentleman opens the door to the restaurant for the lady, and goes, “M’laria.”
Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"? Because every play has a cast.
After my son’s team won the soccer game, the goalkeeper invited the two of us for a party. It was the Father, the Son, and the goalie host.
I was at the dollar store and saw balloons labeled $1 a piece. I grabbed 3 and went to the cashier who told me the total was $5.28. I guess that’s the price of inflation
The Horny Crab Two men are talking:"I'm a kind of horny crab" the first man gasps."what do you mean" asks the other one."I can't get out of Michelle".
Q: What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? A: One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, 'Let’s make this interesting.' So we stopped playing chess.
What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.'
Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent!
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison.