The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Me: “Go to bed, the cows are already asleep in the field.” Son: “So what?” Me: “It’s pasture bedtime.”
Where do armies belong? In your sleeves.
Where do armies belong? In your sleeves.
This ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
What did one hat say to the other? You go on ahead.
How much does it cost Santa to ride his sleigh around the world? 8 bucks. Unless the weather is bad, then it's 9 bucks.
Why does Spiderman hate driving with his evil twin? Because he’s a bad parallel Parker
Where do polar bears keep their money? The snow bank.
I was banned from the airport last week Apparently security doesn't like it when you call shotgun while boarding the plane
My girlfriend messaged me to say she’s breaking up with me because I’m too childish. So I marched over to her house, rang her door bell and ran away That’ll teach her
A policeman stops three guys on a motorcycle He asks them: "Are you crazy? What the hell are three of you doing on such a small motorcycle!?"One of the three guys replies: "Three? OH SHIT GUYS, BOBBY FELL OUT!"
After dealing with dad-jokes all winter... I'm hoping to get him back this summer with some son-burns.
I realize I've put on some weight, so I joined an aerobics class. When I got there I jumped and gyrated and bent and twisted. But by the time I got my gym shorts on the hour was over.
I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed! I can do it with my eyes closed!
I noticed a man passed out drunk so I stopped to check he was breathing I can confirm he was breathing. I also checked his pockets and I can confirm he now has no money.