The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
I ruptured my colon by farting It was a gas
Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain? It didn't have the guts.
How does a squid go into battle? Well-Armed
I'm reading a horror story in braille. Something bad is going to happen, I can just feel it.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize.'
A witch's vehicle goes brrrroom brrrroom!
What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.
I just don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
What did one hat say to the other? You go on ahead.
What kind of sandals do frogs wear? Open-toad.
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
I have a great joke about nepotism. But I’ll only tell it to my kids.
Dad, can you put the cat out? I didn't know it was on fire.