The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
My toddler is refusing to nap. He’s guilty of resisting a rest.
A termite walks into a bar and says... 'Where is the bar tended?'
What did Robert Palmer say to the light when he flipped the wrong switch? I didn't mean to turn you on.
What did one wall say to the other?' 'I'll meet you at the corner.'
If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
What sound does a witches car make? Broom Broom
What sound does a witches car make? Broom Broom
I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.
A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says: 'sorry we don't serve food here'
Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!
I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!
What did one monocle say to the other monocle? Let's get together and make a spectacle of ourselves.
I always knock on the fridge door before opening it, just in case there's a salad dressing.