The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
What did the sink tell the toilet? You look flushed!
What happens to a sailboat in a category 5 hurricane? MAST DESTRUCTION!!!I'll ~~see~~ sea myself out...
Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet? Because he was always lost at C
Just got back from a job interview where I was asked if I could perform under pressure. I said I wasn’t too sure about that but I could do a wicked 'Bohemian Rhapsody.'
Do you wanna box for your leftovers? No, but I’ll wrestle you for them.
What concert would cost only 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Alabama. ' “Anybody with you? ' “Nope. I’m Alabama self.“
I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey until I turned myself around.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
Son: Dad, have you seen my sunglasses? Dad: No, have you seen my dad glasses?
Why do plants use photosynthesis? So they can have a light snack
Knock knock -Who's there?Eye makeup-Eye makeup who?Did you flush?
An Israeli soldier lands on Heathrow Airport During filling up the immigration form after name, sex, age etc. there was a section which asked, “Occupation?” He answered, “No, just visiting”
I took my family to a fancy dress party, I asked my wife to be a panda, my kid to be a koala and I went as a grizzly. My wife didn't get the joke, so I said I will tell you when we get to the party... At the party I still refused to tell her and told her to be patient, so when we left... ...I simply turned to her and said, thanks for bearing with me!