The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What did the tie say to the hat? I'll hang here, and you go on ahead.
Why did the math teacher call her student average? She was being mean.
How do you make 7 even? You take away the s.
I went to a seafood disco last week! Pulled a mussel!
Am I the only man my wife has ever dated? Unfortunately yes, she said the others were all nines or tens!
How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer? The space bar.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison.
What happened when the blue ship and the red ship collided at sea? Their crews were marooned.
Where do boats go when they’re sick? To the dock.
A rancher had only had 48 cows on his property, but when he rounded them up he had 50.
What did one leaf say to the other? I’m falling for you.
A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What do you want?" The man says, "Oh, just some fruit punch." The bartender sighs and shakes his head, "If you want punch, you're gonna have to wait in line." The man looks around, but there is no punchline.
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday? Hoppy Birthday!
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make? Brrrroooom, brrroooom.