The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Lately, whenever I read a comic strip about Charlie Brown or Snoopy I break out in hives. I think I’m allergic to Peanuts.
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam.
A man walks into a bar and asks for helicopter flavour crisps. The barman says "sorry, we only do plain"
Doctor the operation was a success Patient really?Doctor yes, we have successfully removed the colon.
Where do dads store their dad jokes? In the dad-a-base.
What did one hat say to the other? Stay here! I’m going on ahead.
What do you call a penguin in the White House? Lost.
The creator of Arby's was a pirate. He was walking one day thinking of a name for his new restaurant, until he got stung by a bee and shouted "Argh-bees!"
I think my cats are communists They expect free food and keep talking about Mao.
Where do baby cows eat dinner? **In a calfeteria.** (Told to me by my 5 year old granddaughter)
What did the drummer say about his favorite drum set? Now THAT’S a drum set I can get behind!... buh dum cschhhhhhhh
What did dinosaurs prefer to use to pay for their purchases? Obviously tyrannosaurus cheques.
Kid: Dad, I'm hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry, I'm Dad.
My psychiatrist says I have an unhealthy obsession with revenge. We’ll see about that…
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?'