The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Two sheep walk into a—baaaa.
What is the minimum amount of birds to change a lightbulb? One can’t, but Toucan
What do skeletons order at a restaurant? Spare ribs.
Why should you never mention the number 288? It’s two gross.
What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?' 'Where's Pop Corn?'
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Ayatollah. ' “Ayatollah who? ' “Ayatollah you already. '
How does a penguin build a house? Igloos it together.
What do you call a girl in the middle of a tennis court? Annette.
How come the Hulk doesn't lose his pants when he transforms? The experiment altered his jeans.
What did Benjamin Franklin say when he discovered electricity? Nothing. He was too shocked.
I haven’t talked to my wife in a week — I didn’t want to interrupt her.
I haven’t talked to my wife in a week — I didn’t want to interrupt her.
What kind of car does a sheep like to drive? A lamborghini.
A man is walking through the woods and comes across a talking frog ... "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a princess," the frog tells him.The man picks the frog up and puts her in his pocket."Wait, wait, aren't you going to kiss me?" asks the frog. "I'm a princess!"The man shrugs. "I'd rather have a talking frog."
What happened to the Professional Writer who had bowel surgery? He ended up with a semi-colon.