The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
A tree says to another tree, her boyfriend, "I think we should break up" The other tree: "why wood you do this"
What will Dave Grohl say when his children start going back to school after the pandemic? Walkin' to learn again....
I love bath time, it allows me to play with my favorite toys. My personal favorite is the toaster
Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit puns, you need to let that mango.
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera.'
How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.'
What did one hat say to the other?' 'Stay here! I'm going on ahead.'
How do you throw a party in outer space? You planet.
During my calculus test, I had to sit between identical twins. It was hard to differentiate between them.
How do you throw a party in outer space? You planet.
What did one leaf say to the other? I’m falling for you.
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
Dear Math, it's time to grow up and solve your own problems.
Why didn’t the astronaut come home to his wife? He needed his space.