The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Which knight of the round table was the beefiest? Sir loin.
I dreamt about drowing in an ocean made of orange soda last night. It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta Sea.
How do you throw a party in outer space? You planet.
A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, “You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.” “Now settle down,” the doctor calmly told him. “You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.”
My wife screamed "you haven't listened to a single word I've said, have you?!" What a weird way to start a conversation...
Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son. He said, “Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?”
A Pirate Walked Into A Bar With A Ship's Wheel A pirate walked into a bar with a ship's wheel fastened to his belt buckle. The bartender says, "Sir, do you know you have a ship's wheel fastened to your belt buckle?" To which the pirate responds, "Aye, it's driving me nuts!"
Dad: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Son: No. What happened? Dad: The teacher woke him up.
I asked the IT guy, 'How do you make a Motherboard?' He said, 'I tell her about my job.'
What did the sink tell the toilet? “You look flushed.”
Son: Dad, can I watch the TV? Dad: Sure, just don’t turn it on.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!
Why did the frog take the bus to work? His car got toad.
Why did the frog take the bus to work? His car got toad.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!