The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.
Why did the boy bring a ladder on the bus? He wanted to go to high school.
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? “Bison!”
Knock knock. Who's there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who? Never mind. It's pointless.
I was in the library today and I saw a sign on the emergency exit that said, "This door is alarmed"... And I wondered, what startled it?
Where do dads store their dad jokes? In the dad-a-base.
Why did the frog take the bus to work? His car got toad.
I was in a job interview the other day and they asked if I could perform under pressure. I said no, but I could perform Bohemian Rhapsody.
A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says: 'sorry we don't serve food here'
6:30 is my favorite time of day, hands down.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
What do lazy farmers grow? Couch potatoes!
What has five toes and isn't your foot? My foot.
What do lawyers wear to work? Law suits.