The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What did one wall say to the other? I’ll meet you at the corner.
Last week, I met a Genie who said he’d grant me one wish, I only had 3 choices:First was a better memory. Second was a larger penis. Third was… well I can’t remember what the third choice was.
Kids that won't nap are guilty of resisting a rest.
Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.
Where do boats go when they're sick? To the dock.
What's a tornado's favorite game? Twister!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? It was outstanding in its field.
I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes, he even laughs.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out the closet? “Supplies!”
What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1
When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway!
Have you heard of the new sport called Quiet Tennis”? It’s like normal tennis but without the racket.
I want to name my puppies Rolex and Timex so I can have watch dogs.
Can I dive in this pool? It deep-ends.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.