The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What's blue and not very heavy? Light blue.
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
Where do you learn all about ice cream? Sundae school.
I always knock on the fridge door before opening it, just in case there's a salad dressing.
I’ve never gone to a gun range before. I decided to give it a shot!
What did the two pieces of bread say on their wedding day? It was loaf at first sight.
A man walked onto a plane, holding a vulture. The stewardess asked "What the heck is that?"He said "It's my carri-on luggage"*sorry sorry sorry*
Is there some way to describe reading Braille incorrectly? The words are right on the tip of my tongue.
Have you ever seen .... I've been saving these to send to my grandsons. The more the merrier - feel free to add your own.A horse *fly*?A goldfish *bowl*?A shoe *box*?A floor *mop*?A cat *fish*?A spelling *bee*?A chimney *sweep*?A chicken *strip*?A monk... read more
How did the pirate get his ship so cheap? It was on sail..
I don’t trust stairs. They are always up to something.
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Nobel. ' “Nobel who? ' “Nobel, so I knock knocked. '
What happens when it rains cats and dogs? You have to be careful not to step in a poodle.
Why is no one friends with Dracula? He's a pain in the neck.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.