The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
How do you spell “candy” with just two letters? C and Y.
How does a hurricane see? With one eye.
Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!
"I'll call you later." Don't call me later, call me Dad.
Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Damn!
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
How did the pirate get his ship for so cheap? It was on sail.
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer will shock you!
What did the buffalo say to its son when he left? Bison!
I was discussing my final wishes with my adult children when I said "Regarding disposition of my ashes ... I have no burning desires about what you do with them"(This actually happened tonight IRL, and it was not a Dad Joke, just an inadvertent pun)
Why did the Mexican take Xanax? Hispanic Attacks
The cross-eyed judge looked at the 3 defendants How do you plead? he asked the first man. Not guilty, said the second. I wasn’t talking to you, said the judge. I didn’t say a word, said the third.
A year ago, my physician told me I would be going deaf. I haven't heard from him since.
Courtesy of my five year old son... What do you get when a turtle and porcupine have a baby? A slow poke!