The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
Dad, did you get a haircut?' 'No, I got them all cut!'
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.
What did the buffalo say to its son when he left? Bison!
Why is the letter A like a flower? Because a “b' comes after it!
What did the roof say to the shingle? The first one’s on the house.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
If a pig loses its voice…does it become disgruntled?
2 men discussing why they joined the army.... "I'm not married and I like war, so I joined the army." says the first man.The second one replies, "I'm married and I like peace."
Why do vampires seem sick? They're always coffin.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast.
My kid wants to invent a pencil with an eraser on each end, but I just don't see the point.
You heard of that new band 1023MB? They're good but they haven't got a gig yet.
I want to name my puppies Rolex and Timex so I can have watch dogs.
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine: we just get better with age. The next day she locked me in the cellar.