The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.
Did you hear the one about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.
What do houses wear? An address.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, houses can't jump.
Where do polar bears keep their money? The snow bank.
You can’t trust atoms. They make up everything!
You can't spell par entry without "try."
What did one elevator say to the other elevator? I think I’m coming down with something.
I have a joke about procrastination, but I’ll tell it to you later.
Wanna hear a joke about construction? I'm still workin' on it!
Dogs can’t operate MRI machines — but cats-can.
What did the plumber say to the singer? Nice pipes.
If the early bird gets the worm, I'll sleep in until there's pancakes.
What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi.
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."