The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
I wasn't going to get a brain transplant. But then I changed my mind.
What did the roof say to the shingle? The first one’s on the house.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bagels (bay gulls).
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
How do cannibals eat pancakes? They wait by tall buildings.
A man was in a cafe He took one sip of the coffee, and grimaced.Walking to the barista, he asked why it tasted so bad.The barista shrugged, and told him "well, it was ground this morning!"
Why was the flower so dangerous? It had a concealed pistil.
What do you call a dinosaur that asks a lot of deep questions? A philosiraptor.
A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, 'What do you want?' The man says, 'Oh, just some fruit punch.' The bartender sighs and shakes his head, 'If you want punch, you're gonna have to wait in line.' The man looks around, but there is no punchline.
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
Can I watch TV? Yes but don't turn it on.
Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand? Because a toothbrush works better.
What type of music do the planets enjoy? Neptunes.
How did the pirate get his ship for so cheap? It was on sail.