The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
My uncle named his dogs Rolex and Timex. They’re his watch dogs!
I enjoy playing outside as a kid. My brother would roll me down the hill in an old tire. Those were Goodyears.
A priest, a rabbit and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbit “What can I get you to drink”.The rabbit says “I have no idea, I’m only here because of autocorrect”.
The Interactive Pirate Joke "What's a pirate's favorite letter? ArrrrWhat's a pirate's favorite color? ArrrrangeWhat's a pirate's favorite branch of the military?"at this point you pause and wait for your audience to say "the arrrmy""No, the Navy, dumbass"
I have a great joke about nepotism. But I'll only tell it to my kids.
I took my 8-year-old to the office on Take Your Kid to Work Day. As we were walking around, she starting crying and getting very cranky, so I asked her what was wrong. As my coworkers gathered round, she sobbed, 'Daddy, where are all the clowns that you said you worked with?!'
A cop started crying while he was writing me a ticket. I asked him why and he said, It's a moving violation.
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Ayatollah. ' “Ayatollah who? ' “Ayatollah you already. '
Why did the man fall down the well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
What happens when it rains cats and dogs? You have to be careful not to step in a poodle.
A guy walks into a bar...and he was disqualified from the limbo contest.'
What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.
What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?' 'Where's Pop Corn?'
If you see a crime at an Apple store, are you an iWitness?
How do you make 7 even? You take away the s.