The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
A guy walked into a bar, and lost the limbo contest.
I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked, “Is it to scale?” I replied, “No… It’s to look at”
What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? It’s pasture bed time.
What's a lawyer's favorite drink? Subpoena colada.
Who Did Fonzie call when his motorcycle broke down? Triple Ayyy!
What did the printer say when it ran out of paper? Oh sheet
A father's day joke Father: Anthony, do you think I am a bad father?Son: My name is Paul.
Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? He woke up.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.
Who knew that by setting a mosquito free, that one day.. ..it would come back and bite me in the ass.
Googled 'how to light a cigar'... and got 70 million matches.
Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"? Because every play has a cast.
My teacher just asked me what steps you should take when you’re in a burning building. Apparently, “really large ones” wasn’t the right answer.