The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.
Why are pigs so bad at sports? They always hog the ball.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?' No sun.
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
Why is no one friends with Dracula? He's a pain in the neck.
What key is used to open bananas? A mon-key.
I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.
Why did the duck fall on the sidewalk? He tripped on a quack.
A man is washing his car with his son. The son asks, “Can’t you just use a sponge?”
How does a viola greet a relative? Cello!
What did a tectonic plate say to another tectonic plate after they accidentally collided? Sorry, my fault.(I'm sure it's been said before, but I still giggled at that one)
If you were an owl how often would you check your back? Owl the time
I never get tired of jokes about dyslexia even though I have it. I wish I could read all of them.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.