The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says, “What’s with the paper towel? ' The pirate says, “Arrr! I’ve got a Bounty on me head! '
A skeleton walks into a bar and says, 'Hey, bartender. I'll have one beer and a mop.''
What did one hat say to the other?' 'Stay here! I'm going on ahead.'
What did one hat say to the other? Stay here! I’m going on ahead.
If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?'
How do moths swim? Using the butterfly stroke.
Where do boats go when they're sick? To the dock.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's okay, he woke up.'
A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, 'What do you want?' The man says, 'Oh, just some fruit punch.' The bartender sighs and shakes his head, 'If you want punch, you're gonna have to wait in line.' The man looks around, but there is no punchline.
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.
Why didn’t the astronaut come home to his wife? He needed his space.
What did the police officer say to her belly button? You're under a vest!
Where do elephants store luggage? In a trunk.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison.