The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That's the punch line.
How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it!'
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? HDMI.
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That’s the punch line.
You can't spell par entry without "try."
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
The pony couldn't sing because it was a little horse.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. It just waved.
What happened when the ten-year-old cannibal spilled his soup? His mother gave him an earful.
Why does a husband lead a dog's life? He comes in with muddy feet, gets comfortable by the fire, and waits to be fed.
The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.
What does the stork do once he's delivered the baby? He lies on the couch and drinks a beer!
My landlord told me we need to talk about the heating bill. "Sure," I said. "My door is always open."