The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
The police chief asked, "Do you have any leads or suspects for the murder case?" The officer responded, "I'd like to interview the bartender wearing high heels and a leopard print dress." The chief frowned and said... "Please, just wear your police uniform."
What's a conspiracy theorist's favorite track and field event? Sheeplechase.
I put the punchline to this on top of a Conifer tree. If you don't get it, joke's on yew.
Did you hear about the guy who wanted a brain transplant? They had to change his mind.
Where does Napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies.
What's a pirate's least favourite letter? Dear Sir,We’re writing to you because you’ve violated copyright ...
Why was the coach yelling at a vending machine? He wanted his quarter back.
Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water? Because he was a little horse!
What’s your name, son?' The principal asked his student. The kid replied, 'D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.' 'Do you have a stutter?' the principal asked. The student answered, 'No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.'
Does anybody know where a guy can find a person to hang out with, talk to, and enjoy spending time with? I'm just asking for a friend.
What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.
I have a joke about kites, but it would just sail over your head.
We’re renovating the house, and the first floor is going great, but the second floor is another story.
When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.