The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What do you give a sick lemon? Lemon-aid.
My iPhone was stolen today... ...I hope the thief will face time.
At an AC/DC concert... Brian Johnson: You guys ready to rock? Crowd: YESSSSSS Brian Johnson: I can't hear you!
I had a neck brace fitted years ago and I've never looked back since.'
You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.'
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
My dad told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punch line.'
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it.
Can I dive in this pool? It deep-ends.
Why are fish so smart? Because they swim in schools.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
What did the police officer say to the belly button? You're under a vest!
I always tip my waiter. He always looks so surprised when he hits the floor.
3 knights walk into a bar with their swords. The bartender sees them walk in and asks, “why are you taking your swords in here with you?”The knights say, “in case of mimics.”The knights laugh, the bartender laughs, the table laughs, they kill the table.
A guy and his wife are sitting and watching a boxing match on television. A guy and his wife are sitting and watching a boxing match on television. The husband sighs and complains, “This is disappointing. It only lasted for 30 seconds!” “Good,” replied his wife. “Now you know how I always feel.”