The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
My local prison started a program where inmates get together once a week to read poetry they're calling it "Prose and Cons"
A buddy asked how many fish I caught. I told him it’s not polite to fish and tell.
How does a hurricane see? With one eye.
What did the ocean say to the beach?' 'Nothing, it just waved.'
I can’t find my ‘Gone in 60 seconds’ DVD. It was here a minute ago.
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? A father-in-law.
What did the caretaker say when they jumped out of the store cupboard? “Supplies!”
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "do you know how to drive this thing?"
How does a penguin build it's house? Igloos it together.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just wanted a bit more space.
What do folks in Kentucky do when their car breaks down? Build a house next to it.
How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? It depends on how thinly you slice them.
I once bought a wooden car. Wooden engine, wooden doors, wooden wheels, wooden seats, put the wooden key in the wooden ignition. Wooden start.
LPT: In light of Hurricane Michael, remember to always look out for yourself. As they say: There's no 'I' in Team... But there is an Eye in Hurricane.
How do you call a shark that slaps the hell out of people instead of eating them? A manyeeter