The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
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What’s worse than waking up to pee 30 minutes before your alarm goes off? Not waking up to pee.
My mother in law began to address the elephant in the room I asked her why she was talking to herself.
My wife told me she and her sister started a weight loss competition to see who can shed the most pounds before their cousin's wedding this summer. "I hope you win" was not the correct response.
Why is England the wettest country? Because so many kings and queens have been reigning there.
I asked my date to meet me at the gym today. She didn’t show up. **That’s when I knew we weren’t gonna work out.**
HAPPY NEW YEAR! My resolutions are: 1) Stop writing lists. B) Be more consistent. 7) Learn to count.
The guy who stole my diary died yesterday. My thoughts are with his family.
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Ayatollah. ' “Ayatollah who? ' “Ayatollah you already. '
Why did the man fall down the well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
Just paid $200 for a belt that doesn’t fit! What a huge waist!
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer? The space bar.
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That’s the punch line.
Why can't the sailor learn the alphabet? Because he kept getting lost at C.