The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. It just waved.
What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.
Why can’t you trust a balloon? It’s full of hot air
What do the colors green, pink, and yellow have in common? The phone rings green....green.....green! So you pink it up and say yellow.
The robber waved a gun and warned the bank teller: "Fill up this bag with cash or else you're geography!" "You mean history?" "Don't change the subject!"
Why did the blacksmith get fired.... He smelt like shit, and made a forgery.
Why didn't the saxophone get fired from his teaching job after multiple accusations of sexual assault? he was a tenure sax
Why did the onion get flustered? It saw the salad dressing.
How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize.'
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school. It's ok he woke up.
I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he even laughs.
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent!
I slept like a log last night. Woke up in the fireplace!