The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?' 'Pilgrims.'
Can I dive in this pool? It deep-ends.
A guy walked into a bar, and lost the limbo contest.
A guy walked into a bar, and lost the limbo contest.
Your mom and I let astrology get between us. It just Taurus apart.
How come the Hulk doesn't lose his pants when he transforms? The experiment altered his jeans.
What do you call two ducks and a cow? Quackers and milk.
What sort of room has no windows or doors? A mushroom!
Why did the girl toss a clock out the window? She wanted to see time fly.
Why did the tailor get fired? He wasn’t a good fit.
What did the caretaker say when they jumped out of the store cupboard? “Supplies!”
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1
A tomato officer with its team walks to Salad's house and knocks on the door. "Lettuce in!"
If the beavers are rowing their canoe down main st and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes will it take to shingle a dog house? Seven because ice cream has no bones
When are cooks at their meanest? When they mercilessly beat the eggs and whip the cream!