The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
John asks out a girl The girl replies: "Come to my house in the evening, nobody is going to be home."In the evening John goes to her house and nobody's home
I tried to make a joke about identical frequencies and wave forms. But it really separated the room.I was expecting more coherence.
Why did the Spanish Inquisition yank out people's molars? Because they wanted the tooth, the whole truth, so help them God.
What kind of cars do ghosts drive? Boo-gattis.
I like to spend my weekends playing chess with elderly men in the park. But it’s becoming more difficult. You try finding exactly32 old guys.
What did one hat say to the other?' 'Stay here! I'm going on ahead.'
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
What has more letters than the alphabet?' 'The post office!'
Why are skeletons such bad liars? You can see right through them.
I was sitting on the back porch with my wife when I suddenly blurted out, 'I love you.' 'Is that you or the beer talking?' she asked. I answered, 'It’s me… talking to my beer.'
Where do armies belong? In your sleeves.
It’s raining cats and dogs, so be careful not to step in a poodle.
Driving down a country road I pointed to a flock of cows... Son: Herd of cows, dad.Me: Well of course I've heard of cows, there's a whole flock of them over there!
I got kicked out of school for playing an instrument I got band
Meghan may face some akward times with the Royal Family at the funeral of Prince Philip But luckily, black is generally accepted at funerals.