The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
A giraffe walks into a bar Giraffes aren’t good at playing limbo
What happens when you play the drums incorrectly? You get repercussions
I slept like a log last night. Woke up in the fireplace!
I used to play piano by ear. Now I use my hands.
Q: Why did the broom decide to go to bed? A: It was very sweepy.
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a milk cow? It is either one or the utter.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
A cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, ‘Sorry, we don’t serve food here.’
What did one hat say to the other?' 'Stay here! I'm going on ahead.'
A steak pun is a rare medium done well.
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes? Sneakers!
What has ears but cannot hear? A cornfield!
What do you call bears with no ears? B.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
A witch's vehicle goes brrrroom brrrroom!