The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?' 'In case they get a hole in one!'
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it.
What did the buffalo say to its son when he left? Bison!
Dogs can’t operate MRI machines — but cats-can.
Why did the thief take a shower before robbing the bank? He wanted to make a clean getaway.
If you really want a promotion at work, all you have to do is walk into your office shouting, "Vodka! Tequila! Sambuca!" at the top of your lungs... This will make you the person who calls the shots...
What's the best smelling insect?' 'A deodor-ant.'
In my free time, I like to help blind people. Verb, not adjective.
Why do old plumbers only clean sewer lines during the day?
Dad, did you get a haircut?' 'No, I got them all cut!'
Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
Why was the belt sent to jail? For holding up a pair of pants!
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He stole third base.