The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
6:30 is hands down the best time on the clock.
"Did you get your haircut?" No, I got them all cut.
What do you call a line you wait in to buy a grill? A Barbe-Queue.
"Did you get your haircut?" No, I got them all cut.
What happens when a frogs car dies? He needs a jump. If that doesn't work he has to get it toad.
What happens when ice cream gets angry? It has a meltdown.
Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I lost the election?
What do you call an argument you have while you're high? Grass fed beef.BTW I came up with this myself.
The date for Superbowl 2020 has been announced as Sunday, February 2 ... They haven't yet announced who the Patriots will be playing.
Have you heard of that brothel by the port? I believe it's called "The Land Ho!"
Where do boats go when they're sick? To the dock.
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account? Prime mates.
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?' 'Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels.'
What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account?' 'Prime mates.'