The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it.
Why did the man fall down the well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
Dad, did you get a haircut?' 'No, I got them all cut!'
Have you heard of the new sport called Quiet Tennis”? It’s like normal tennis but without the racket.
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
Where does a sheep go to get a haircut? The baa baa shop.
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
What happens after you have a beautiful gf, a million dollar car, 100 million in your bank account, several houses and a fit body? You wake up.
Where do you find a cow with no legs? Right where you left it.
What do you a row of bunnies moving backwards? A receding hare line!
How do you make 7 even?' 'Take away the s.'
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
What is the scariest tree? BamBOO!
Is this pool safe for diving? It deep ends.'