The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
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I was driving my son to pre-school and he was having fun making dinosaur sounds. "ROAR!" he yelled. "What dinosaur is that?" I asked."T Rex!"Then he said, "HONK!""What dinosaur is that?" I asked with a chuckle."Triceratops," he said."Why does a Triceratops honk?"And he said, "Because it has horns!"
Two kittens are sitting at the edge of a slide. Which falls first? The one with the lower mu
My 3-year-old son said, "Put my shoes on." I told him, "I think my feet are too big."
A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, 'What do you want?' The man says, 'Oh, just some fruit punch.' The bartender sighs and shakes his head, 'If you want punch, you're gonna have to wait in line.' The man looks around, but there is no punchline.
What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y!
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head.
Why do vampires always seem sick? They're coffin.
Why did the poodle buy a clock? It wanted to be a watch dog.
I'd avoid the sushi if I were you. It's a little fishy!
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop!
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.
What's the difference between a man's wallet before and after kids? There are pictures where the money used to be.
Why did the orange lose the race? It ran out of juice.
Why cant a mosquito stand on his feet? because they dont have mosquiTOES.