The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What do you call a dog that can do magic? A Labracabrador.
I was addicted to hokey pokey…but I turned myself around.
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.
I always knock on the fridge door before opening it, just in case there's a salad dressing.
Where did Napoleon keep his armies? Up his sleevies!
Why can’t a leopard hide? Because he’s always spotted.
Two sheep walk into a—baaaa.
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He stole third base.
Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups? Because they can't even.
Why did Humpty Dumpty push Ms. Humpty Dumpty off the wall? To see her crack.
What did the zipper say to the dick? Wanna hang out?
What do you do to snitches in the snowman mafia? You ice em’
Where does a crayon go on vacation? Color-ado. My seven year old just told me this one.
What do wounded alligators drink? Gatorade
Why do pumpkins sit on porches? They have no hands to knock on the door.