The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
I met my boyfriend while visiting the zoo. There he was, in his uniform...straightaway, I knew he was a keeper.
My daughter just shrieked at me, 'Daaaaaad, you haven’t listened to a word I’ve said, have you?' What an odd way to begin a conversation.
What happens when it rains cats and dogs? You have to be careful not to step in a poodle.
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!
What invention allows us to see through walls? Windows.
What happens when a snowman throws a tantrum? He has a meltdown.
My sister-in-law is an archaeologist. Only person I’ve known that is excited to find a bone in her chicken.
Where do armies belong? In your sleeves.
What's black and white and goes around and around? A penguin in a revolving door.
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it!
"Cop: I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia." Man: "Wait! I can explain everything!"
Dad: When this heals will I be able to play an instrument? Doctor: yes, you will be able to in a few days.Dad: Great, I've always wanted to play an instrument.
As a tennis ball falls off a table, a golf ball shouts a question, "Are you going to be ok?" The tennis ball replies, "Of course. I'll bounce back."
If a person is sueing a product for blinding him/her in one of their eyes, they should win double the amount Because they are not gonna be able to see half of it anyway.
Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.