The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What kind of magic do cows believe in? Moodoo!
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
What's a tornado's favorite game? Twister!
What musical instrument do you find in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste!
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Ayatollah. ' “Ayatollah who? ' “Ayatollah you already. '
A magician was walking down the street — then he turned into a store.
What kind of music scares balloons? Pop music.
Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
The coach went to the bank to get his quarterback.
Where does a sheep go to get a haircut? The baa baa shop.
A buddy asked how many fish I caught. I told him it’s not polite to fish and tell.
Why did the poodle buy a clock? It wanted to be a watch dog.
What sound does a witches car make? Broom Broom
I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa!
My wife gave me an ultimatum: Her or my addiction to sweets. The decision was a piece of cake.