The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Why did the police catch the murder of the geometry teacher? They investigated it from all angles
What position did Jesus play on his baseball team? Pitcher. He gave his sermon on the mound.
How do you get rid of demons? Exorcise a lot.
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream.
What did the police officer say to her belly button? You're under a vest!
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I'll let you know.
What did one hat say to the other?' 'Stay here! I'm going on ahead.'
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?' 'Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels.'
Why did Billy get fired from the banana factory? He kept throwing away the bent ones.'
I don’t get why Marvel doesn’t use the Hulk to advertise more. He’s basically one big Banner.
Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door on my face. My parents are the worst.
Within minutes the detectives knew what the murder weapon was. It was a brief case.
What did one elevator say to the other elevator? I think I’m coming down with something.
One friend complained to another, “All my husband and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset, I’ve lost 20 pounds.” “If it’s that bad, why don’t you just leave him?” asked the second friend. “I’d like to lose another fifteen pounds first.”