The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.
Why do birds fly south? Because it’s too far to talk.
How do you keep a violin from being stolen? Put it in a viola case.
Two goats are married, living on a farm. Billy Goat says, "I really want children. Let's make some babies." Betty Goat responds, "Hell no. No baby goats for me..." "I'm not kidding."
Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog? Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.
Trump said global warming was a hoax and he could easily make temperatures "the lowest ever recorded" this summer. So he switched the US to Celsius.
That car looks nice but the muffler seems exhausted.'
How do you get a good price on a sled?' 'You have toboggan.'
The first thing Santa's elves learn in school is their elf-abet.
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Nobel. ' “Nobel who? ' “Nobel, so I knock knocked. '
I had a fun childhood. My dad used to push me down the hill in old tires. They were Goodyears.
What’s the least spoken language in the world? Sign language.
Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.
What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.