The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.
A man had the most dangerous spider in the world, a Brown Recluse, stuck in his keyboard. He called his wife about it."Hey honey, I have a venomous spider in my house!" He said."Oh my God, are you okay?" His wife asked."Yes, I have it under CTRL."
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison.
If a pig loses its voice…does it become disgruntled?
Why did the coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school. It's ok he woke up.
What has five toes and isn't your foot? My foot.
What kind of music do chiropractors like? Hip pop.
A baby roach asks his dad what happens if they get sprayed with Raid. Papa Roach said, “Suffocation, no breathing.”
What do you do with an Elephant that has three balls? You walk him and pitch to the Kangaroo
What I if told you… That you read the top line wrong?
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Nobel." "Nobel who?" "Nobel, so I knock knocked."
What did the nose tell the finger? Stop picking on me!
Q: What do you need to make a small fortune on Wall Street? A: A large fortune.