The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Have you ever tried to catch a fog? I tried yesterday but I mist.'
Why did Billy get fired from the banana factory? He kept throwing away the bent ones.'
How does the moon cut his hair?' 'Eclipse it.'
Why should you never mention the number 288? It’s two gross.
What group of people never get angry? Nomads.
What has more letters than the alphabet?' 'The post office!'
Why didn’t Han Solo enjoy his steak dinner? It was Chewie.
Niece: I have a lot of friends named Nathan, there’s Nathan…(endless droning about nicknames). Me: When they are together, do you call them The United Nathans?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.
What did the nose tell the finger? Stop picking on me!
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?' 'Supplies!'
What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
Why was the broom late to class? It over-swept.
What kind of music scares balloons? Pop music.