The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
"I'll call you later." Don't call me later, call me Dad.
I recently discovered I can move my sister's daughters through the air with my brain but not her sons. I think I have telekinieces.
Which friends do you always bring to dinner? Your taste buds.
Concerned that his son was spending too much time on video games, a dad told him, “When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace.” “Oh yeah?” the son retorts. “Well, when Abe Lincoln was your age, he was President of the United States.”
I wanted to eat a watch for lunch, but it was too time-consuming.
What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
What do you call a locomotive carrying bubble gum? A chew chew train.
What do you get if you cross an angry sheep with a moody cow? An animal that’s in a baaaaad mooood.
What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant? About 5,000 miles.
What’s that Nevada city where all the dentists visit? Floss Vegas.
Astronauts release a photo of Hurricane Harvey... Astronauts released a photo of Hurricane Harvey as seen from the the International Space Station. They sent a short message along with the photograph; "Houston, you have a problem."
What do you call a bear that likes to spend his summers at the north pole and his winters at the south? a bi-polar bear.
(From a 6-year old) Why did Cinderella always lose at tennis? Because her coach was a PUMPKIN.
Never judge a person until you have walked a mile in their shoes Because then you are a mile away and have their shoes!
How do you throw a party in Nigeria? You stick a piece of bread to the ceiling