The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
I'm like Hank Hill when I'm in an argument. Stern, no nonsense, and my urethra narrows.
Why did the Dragonborn climb the 7000 steps? He wanted to see what all the Fus was about.(Credit to a youtube comment i saw)
I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he’s still making fun of me.
Why should you never mention the number 288? It’s two gross.
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
Where did Napoleon keep his armies? Up his sleevies!
Where do armies belong? In your sleeves.
What did one elevator say to the other elevator? I think I’m coming down with something.
Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up everything.
A man tells his wife "you've been watching the food channel for years and you're still one of the worst cooks I know..." "Honey," she replies, "for how many years you've been watching porn?"
A guy I wanted to date demanded I disclose my bust size first He said he only deals with known quantitties.
Strippers don't use air conditioners... Only fans
I taught my son today to play Marco Polo We opened the cabinet and found China.