The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles!
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Alabama. ' “Anybody with you? ' “Nope. I’m Alabama self.“
When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
I saw a crocodile the other day, but thankfully it only eats cheese. It's an alligrater.
After dinner my wife asked if I could clear the table. I needed a running start, but I made it.
What did the buffalo say to its son when he left? Bison!
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? He woke up.
Does anybody know where a guy can find a person to hang out with, talk to, and enjoy spending time with? I'm just asking for a friend.
What do you do when there's rough turbulence? Use an air plane!
As I put the car in reverse, I thought to myself: "This really takes me back".
Pavlov walks into a cafe... ...and orders a breakfast. "Sure," the lady says. "I'll let you know when it's ready." After a little while, she places his tray on the counter and rings the bell. Pavlov leaps up and exclaims, "Oh my gosh, I have to feed the dogs!"
What's the most laidback dinosaur of all? The Trankylosaurus.
Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all the coffin.
What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop.