The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Two fish are in a tank. One says, How do you drive this thing?'
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I'll let you know.
Teacher: “There are two words I don’t allow in my class. One is gross, and the other is cool. ' Johnny: “So, what are the words? '
A buddy asked how many fish I caught. I told him it’s not polite to fish and tell.
Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color? He had a reptile dysfunction.
Which bear is the most condescending? A pan-duh.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.
I once turned down a farm job because it called for haulin’ oats. I told them, “I can’t go for that.”This is my friend’s joke - original, supposedly. Posting it here for feedback.
A man walks into a cafe and asks for a small decaf coffee with sugar and no cream The waitress leaves to fetch the coffee but returns a moment later.“Sorry sir, we’re all out of cream. Would you prefer no milk?”
How does a hurricane see? With one eye.
What did the nose tell the finger? Stop picking on me!
I used to hate facial hair…but then it grew on me.
A skeleton walks into a bar and says, 'Hey, bartender. I'll have one beer and a mop.''
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.'
A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, 'What do you want?' The man says, 'Oh, just some fruit punch.' The bartender sighs and shakes his head, 'If you want punch, you're gonna have to wait in line.' The man looks around, but there is no punchline.