The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize.'
What does a lemon say when it answers the phone?' 'Yellow!'
What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh.
What did the buffalo say to its son when he left? Bison!
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday? Hoppy Birthday!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field
When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway!
"push push...harder.. you can do it.. little more!!" I was yelling at my pregnant wife.. But despite her best efforts,the car didn't start.
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar... They both get pissed drunk and pass out. The man wakes up, pays his tab, begins to leave and the bartender points and says:“Oi! You can’t leave that lyin’ there!”The man turns and says:“It’s not a lion, it’s a giraffe.”
A man is sipping on his coffee at a cafe He needs to visit bathroom. He doesn't want anyone to steal&drink his coffee during his absence so he leaves a sign on a cup that says: "I've spit in it".He goes to the bathroom and comes back to find another sign on his coffee that says: "Me too"
Two criminals stole a calendar They got six months each
This is my step ladder. I never knew my real ladder.
Why do vampires have no friends? They suck.
How do you get a farm girl to like you? A tractor.